If you've ever wondered how a band with the lore of Motley Crue would go out, it might be at the hands of current tourmate Alice Cooper.

Cooper recently quipped that he would be happy to chop off their heads with a guillotine at the conclusion of Crue's last tour stop on December 31.

Noting it'd also create a wonderful opportunity to auction off their severed heads for charity, Cooper said, "I told them, 'Why don't you let me kill you onstage? That finishes everything.' Four guillotines, floomp! Done!"

"The idea was, because people were saying, 'It's not really gonna be the end,' and I go, 'New Year is their last show.

You know how I know? Because I'm gonna kill them at the end.' Of course I was kidding, but Tommy Lee said that wasn't a bad idea. With a machine gun and blood packs."

"No blood packs, real bullets," joked Lee. "We're tired, we're old, we're cranky. You've gotta put us down."