We've all been there, standing in front of the closet, with literally no idea what to wear, cursing all your clothes yet knowing full well that you have way too many clothes.

Apparently, women spend an average of 17 minutes per day deciding what to wear it sounds small, but adds up quick.

In fact, in just a year, that quarter of an hour each day amounts to four days of time spent on figuring out which shirt will work with the weather, if those pants match that top and if the day will call for proper walking shoes or painful yet glamorous heels.

Yikes! We empathize, don't worry.

These are the 17 thoughts that we've all had while staring into the wardrobe abyss.


1"I have nothing to wear."

2"Okay, no, I actually have way too many clothes."

3"I need that computer program from Clueless."

4"Can I wear this? Oh wait, it's got a stain."

5"Will anyone notice that I wore this exact outfit two days ago?"

6"How about this? Oh, nope, that doesn't fit anymore."

7"This skirt is so cute, I'll wear this! Wait, I don't have any of the right underwear to wear under it."

8"How is it possible to have so many clothes and yet zero clothes?"

9"Ugh, I should just burn this whole closet to the ground."

10"Hey, maybe I'm on to something. Should I just throw it all away and start fresh?"

11"Never mind, that's a lot of work."

12"Why isn't it socially acceptable to walk around in pajamas? Kids do it."

13"Plus, shopping is really overrated."

14"I should just stop wearing clothes, honestly. Nudists seem very happy. Even streakers seem happy."

15"Or maybe we should just all get uniforms, even for adulthood."

16"Okay, this fits. This finally fits. Thank you, God."

17"Mirror verdict: it's fine. I look like a person. Wearing clothes."